Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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