Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
