I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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