yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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