I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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