onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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