Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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