"it" just moved
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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