What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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