And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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