Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors