I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do vagina's smell?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.