Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?