Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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