Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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