the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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