There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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