he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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