end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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