Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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