CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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