i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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