oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.