I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence