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roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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