He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
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i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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