I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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