Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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