how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We need to get me chipped asap
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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