break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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