I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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