Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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