I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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