i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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