So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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