god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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