You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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