let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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