Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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