So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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