on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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