Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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