Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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