Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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