In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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