But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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