You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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