And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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