he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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