Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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