yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize