I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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