Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
And then he peed in my hair
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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