I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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