i already hear my dad disowning me
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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