420 ftw
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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