No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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