dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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