I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
one might say we're banned from that church
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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