I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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