mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I could fuck to npr.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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