WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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